"You choke the chiken before a big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date!" No? " Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun!"
"The most honest moment in a man's life are the few minutes after he's blown his load. Now, that's a medical fact. And the reason for it is that you're no longer trying to get laid. You're actually... you're thinking like a girl. And girls love that."
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